Diet Haiku
Dill pickles and cheeseBlack beans, sugar-free JelloNot pregnant: South Beach
View ArticleNow, That’s What I Call Maudlin!
I collaborated with the esteemed Matthew David Brozik on a humor piece that’s up on The Big Jewel today!
View ArticleNetflix Haiku
Can’t stop watching WINGSHackett brothers are so droll!Please stop judging me
View ArticleGOP Slams Jolie for Murdering Innocent Breasts
I’ve got a new piece up over at the Free Wood Post today! Angie just can’t seem to win.
View ArticleWhere Transcription Services are Headed in the Next Five Years
I’ve written another article for the lovely Transcription company Verbal Ink. You can find it here.
View ArticleAn Overview of Popular Dog Breeds
I’ve got a new humor piece up over at the brilliantly-named Defenestration Magazine today!
View ArticleA Lengthy Synopsis/Review of “Star Trek Into Darkness” by a Total Outsider....
Star Trek Into Darkness opens with a lot of vibrating cameras and panicked yelling, which is more or less what I expected. Kirk and this other guy are being chased by a bunch of aliens who look like...
View ArticleClassic Novel, Modern Rejection: The Yellow Wallpaper
And now it’s time for another edition of “Classic Novel: Modern Rejection”! This one is for The Yellow Wallpaper. If you were in a Women’s Studies class in college, you probably read this...
View ArticleNSA Calling
I’ve got a new piece up at the Barnes & Noble Review’s Grin & Tonic humor section this afternoon! It’s rather topical.
View ArticleThe Hungry Games: How Calorie Counting Broke My Brain
Upon turning 30 I discovered that my metabolism had slowed to a crawl, and I found myself saddled with an extra few pounds that refused to disappear. A friend had recently lost a good deal of weight...
View ArticleNew Post on College Humor
I’ve got a new piece up at College Humor this week! I promise, after this I’m done with the ‘diet’ theme. You can find it here: Guidelines for the South Beach Diet as they Exist in my Head.
View ArticlePut These On My Byline
I’ve got a new humor piece up over at the delightful site The Morning News about the (cheap) joys of writing for free on the internet.
View ArticlePayPaul
My friend Matthew David Brozik and I have a story up at The Big Jewel again this week! You can find it here.
View ArticleJust Keep Going! And Other Lessons I’m Slowly Learning About Writing.
My talented writer friend Brianne has been writing some great blog posts lately about the writing life, and it’s inspired me to do some thinking on the subject myself. It’s been about two years since I...
View ArticleNew Post on College Humor Today
I’ve got a new Anthony-Weiner-based article up over at College Humor today that’s not exactly what you might call “safe for work”.
View ArticleLadies, What Genre are you Writing In?
I’ve got a new piece up over at The Bygone Bureau today! Check it out here.
View Article4 Audiobook Narrators Who Could Make the Dictionary Compelling
I’ve got a piece up over at the Barnes & Noble Book Blog today!
View ArticleThe Round Table Today
I’ve got a humor piece I really like up on Feathertale today! It’s about the modern iteration of the famed Algonquin Round Table.
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